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In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborgand the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...regardless of physical damage.Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly theydon’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead.like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults.And almosttwice as annoying.#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".The only way to hurt someone’shair is the same way you deal with demons... #34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictableguidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless ofwhether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate.

The accuracy of the"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shotdecreases.Also, acid has been known to workjust as well...#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, andlarge war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stoppedand defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or asong.First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goesup against an entire army, the army always loses.#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the littlethings...Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome"Good Guys".#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directlyproportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:1) be female.2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable ofdestroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved andused as a last resort.#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operatea spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels ofmartial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowingaura.

This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys".First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly.

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